"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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