Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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