Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?