I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic