i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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