I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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