I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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