piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
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Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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