its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Girls should come with a carfax report
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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