that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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