the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
