pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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