You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
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