Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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