what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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