Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
My feet surprised me
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
why is half of my head shaved?
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