I hate all girls vehemently.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
