im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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