so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
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i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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