I wannas sexs uuuuu
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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