so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
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Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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