she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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