i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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