I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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