Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
my shit smells like andre
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
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