Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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