How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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