doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
