They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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