Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
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I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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