Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Can I color on your dick again?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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