i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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