Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
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my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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