Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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