Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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