I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
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Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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