Plan B is the new Plan A
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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