Dual....:-)
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
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Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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