we have officially lost it.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
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Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
we should paint friendship bongs
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