Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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