Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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