i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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