I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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