The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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