He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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