ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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