I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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