Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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