feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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