he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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