she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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