just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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