talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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