This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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