There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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