is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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