I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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