Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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