there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
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I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
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I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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